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starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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nogoodturkey:

i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant

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(Source: sunflora-seeds)

huffy-lemon:

Boy- “Will you go out with me?”

Me- “Let me ask my mom first”

taint3ed:

1hund:

suite-tee:

5thflo:

weeble15:

5thflo:

If ya girl not textin back she got some other nigga dick in her mouth

Or she might be doing something important..

Like tryna make another nigga cum

She could even just be sleeping 😴😴😴

with another nigga

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What’s it mean when a nigga ain’t texting back then? 

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”